Just Like A Man

Just Like A Man

One night, after the couple had retired for the night, the woman became
aware that her husband was touching her in an interesting manner. He
started by running his hand across her shoulders and the small of her back.

He ran his hand over her breasts, touching them very lightly.

Then, he proceeded to run his hand gently down her side, sliding his hand
over her stomach, and then down the other side to a point below her waist.
He continued on, gently feeling her hips, first one side and the other.
His hand ran further down the outside of her thighs. His gentle probing then
started up the inside of her left thigh, stopped and then returned to do the

same to her right thigh.

By this time the woman was becoming aroused and she squirmed a little to
better position herself. The man stopped abruptly and rolled over to his
side of the bed.
”Why are you stopping darling?” she whispered.

He whispered back, “I found the remote.”

Husband & Wife

Husband & Wife

A husband and wife were sitting watching a TV program about psychology when he turned to his wife and said.

"Honey, I bet you can't tell me something that will make me happy and sad at the same time."


She replied. "You have a bigger dick than all your mates."

I have no poo stories worth sharing

I have no poo stories worth sharing
but I did just want to mention I've been eating chocolate pudding while reading this whole board.

It's delicious, and I have to say I'm rather proud of my nonchalant air of detachment.